English for Today by Ganiu Abisoye Bamgbose (Dr GAB)
Comedy in Grammar
When you pray and say “God answer all my prayer”, don’t worry. God will choose one and you will answer the rest yourself because you don’t know how to use plural nouns.
When you shop in the UK and you see a new bag then you scream “Is so nice”, don’t be surprised when all eyes turn at you. You ought to say: It’s so nice. It’s a boy (not, is a boy).
Now, on my wedding, please don’t dare me. Say “Happy married life (not, Happy marriage life)”.
Have a lovely weekend!
GAB
Hilarious Indeed!!!